Trapped in the Middle Ages with his "boomstick" and square jaw, Ash has to find the Necronomicon, a magical book and his ticket home. The third movie in Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead franchise stars Bruce Campbell as long-suffering, wisecracking protagonist Ash Williams. I am so geeking out right now.The Arcata Theatre Lounge is showing a couple of movies this week you'll want to clear your schedule for.įirst up is Army of Darkness, playing Friday, Aug. Back to the book writing.ĮDIT: After watching the little people and the asexual reproduction, I’m once again reminded why this show is just so much crack.
Which is probably my cue to stop this commentary. Bruce Willis looks good all scarred up and saving damsels in distress. And don’t forget those magic words.Ĭommericals. Ride ‘em, cowboy! Ride ‘em right into that unholy place for your bad bad book. Which must have been a love slap, ‘cause he’s all like, “Gimme some sugar, baybee.” And she is.
Your primitive intellect doesn’t understand stuff. Yeah, I always like watching my heroes get all manly with medieval tools. Shooting guns without looking at your target. Okay, the Avenging Spitting Wench has come to beg forgiveness. TAG spray, which is being advertised as the “Seduction Without Any Effort” cologne for desperate men. What is it with chicks and their Alpha males?Ĭommercials. Oh, so now the local wench is looking interested. Bruce is out of the pit, slapping around the locals, brandishing his chainsaw and BOOMSTICK! The next one of you primates even touches me. Intermission: Daisy needs a potty break, Lucky requires a dog bone.īack now. But not until Bruce deals with the zombie chicks. You tell-oh! Be-yotch! You hit Bruce in the head with a rock! You’re gonna pay for that. Into the pit, you animal! Into the pit!ĭude. May God have mercy on your soul, too, ‘cause that’s one stinky pit. Spit! Spit! My brother’s death shall be avenged! Okay, all the wenches are there now. Oh, but Bruce’s love interest just appeared, all wench-like and bosomy, giving him that death glare. Okay, back to the movie, which is-Bruce! They took your chainsaw away. However, after much pulling of hair and gnashing of teeth, I decided that I would just rewrite everything and make it better. I should really be stressed out right now-my computer mysteriously lost all of yesterday’s work. Hamilton’s books contain only “gentle petting.” It was the warning: This Film May Contain Some Violent Content. Army of Darkness started a couple minutes ago-had me laughing before the movie even began. Just finished watching Terminal Invasion, which is Bruce vs. The Sci-Fi channel is hosting a Bruce Campbell marathon.
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